~ this is merely a virtual place, and it's not really here ... it's not really there ... I suppose you could say it's nowhere, but then--here you are as well ~
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In the interest of fair play, I commit myself to a fair and accurate, albeit biased opinion of things of which I know little if anything about, or am willing to admit I don't, except in the case of subject matter including but not limited to: End Of Days, or any prophecy or fortune not registered with the World Fun Bank. World Fun Bank is a registered trademark of Raincloud Entertainment. All rights shall be considered "crazy talk". In case of extensive cyber-blindness, or sudden aversion to hoop-cheese and/or florescent lighting, no parallel universe shall withhold pertinent information regarding the production or existence of any and all articles, items, or gadgets considered to be Universally Fun. Except in cases where Identities have been altered to protect privacy or conceal criminal activity, all facts have been thoroughly ignored, excluding those which are manufactured, or included as "filler" and selected on a "best guess" basis. Additionally, no animals, creatures, or beings were harmed during the production of PARANOIA WEEKLY, with the exception of one (1) squirrel: stubbed toe; and one (1) human: splinter, left pinky finger.